When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
100% of this is beautiful
if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy
do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot
If I’m not asked out like this at some point, I will be very dissappointed.
Do you want to do something where you get unlimited access to the D and stuff?
i feel like i just read a future conversation of me trying to ask some one out.
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go